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A Total Rip-Off: Schorem 2020 Calendar

366 Day Tear Off Calendar


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Let us introduce you to the Dutch Phenomenon "De scheurkalender". Basically a paper, printed version of Instagram.

Here is how it works:

Hang it in a private room next to your porcelain throne. Each morning rip a page off the calendar to not only see what the date is, but to be treated with a daily gem of wit or wisdom to brighten your day that lays ahead. 

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